10 Signs You Spend Way Too Much Time at Digg.com
May 28, 2007
10. You eagerly await the new picture section at Digg, though you know damn well that you will still submit pictures outside of the section when it becomes available.
9. You won't admit it, but you have even had dreams of Digg.
8. To you, a story labeled with "NSFW" translates to, "I wonder if I can get away with actually looking at this while here at work".
7. You are considering switching your sleep pattern into a polyphasic routine just so that you won't miss the latest front page stories on Digg.
6. You digg anything pertaining to
5. You have jumped on every righteous cause that has popped up on Digg, but only if the cause involves you e-mailing whoever it is targeting. Getting off the computer and away from Digg to follow a "damn fool idealistic crusade" is so 20th century.
4. You believe this kind of comment will never get old:
3. When an unexpected story reaches the front page, you believe the submitter and their friends are "gaming Digg". When your story is dugg by your friends and reaches the front page, you call it "participating in the democratic process".
2. You're so afraid of missing something popping onto the front page; you even take your laptop with you to the bathroom.
1. You become uncomfortable when you cannot "bury" a story on the television because its headline begins with BREAKING NEWS.
